Tuesday, October 4, 2011

A Winter Without Fat

So not that I am complaining because obviously I am feeling great these days, but it has occurred to me that I as we say goodbye to these blissful warm summer days and roll into fall that the weather is starting to get a bit chilly.

Now I should be clear and say that my favorite season is fall. At least.... it has been. The changing of the season is one I have always looked forward to. However, recently I have realized that this season will be different than several seasons past..... I don't have my fat.

Why is this a problem you ask??? Well for one, my fat kept me warm. While all you skinny minnie's were strutting around in your stylish coats and fashionable scarves, I was waltzing around in my big ass north face fleece, getting rather warm underneath because I was a human incubator.

So not only has my condo not turned on the water heaters yet so I am walking around in my own house with six sweaters on a four pairs of pants..... its not even technically winter yet!!! If this is what I have to look forward to in the upcoming months in my now completely ridiculous looking over sized north face fleece that lets all the cold air up the bottom because I have no fat to keep it out and I am to cheap to continue buying "transition" clothes, I am going to be miserable!!

Therefore I am going to say the thing you aren't suppose to say when you are loosing weight. I miss my fat. Its official. You can say "Sara quit your complaining!" and I will say "BRRRRRR I can't talk because I am a human popsicle!"

Is it time for Popeye's yet?